Total Medals Earned: 1,834 (From 359 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,710 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (70/485 points)
Burn 1st sheep
Burn 1st scarecrow
Explode 5 barrels
Collect 5 horseshoes
Score 3000 points
Fail 5 levels
Burn 10 scarecrow
Score 6000 points
collect 10 horseshoes
Collect all horseshoes
Burn all scarecrow
Score 12000 points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (150/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
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Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/185 points)
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/150 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Craft your first item
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/155 points)
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 1
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Kill all bots on any level
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting